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look who i found
You’re wandering the Wasteland and you meet this guy. What do you do?
Screenshot by Craig Ward

ORDINARY PEOPLE: drive cars while not wearing fedoras
CREATIVE PEOPLE: fly while wearing fedoras

ORDINARY PEOPLE: watch that newfandangled Tele Vision Programing like BRAINLESS SHEEPLE DRONES
CREATIVE PEOPLE: read BOOKS, REMEMBER THOSE, MILLENIALS??? Also while wearing their fedora indoors. It just never comes off I guess. Okay.

ORDINARY PEOPLE: sad that their mean asshole sexy boss isnβt a witch and hogs all the glasses
CREATIVE PEOPLE: how the tables have turned

ORDINARY PEOPLE WITH THE SAME COPY PASTED FACE BY THE WAY: WASTE THEIR LIVES WITH BRAIN ROTTING βVIDEOβ βGAMESβ >:( >:( >:(
CREATIVE PEOPLE: engage in some wholesome, intellectually stimulating racism I guess